Ulrich

cyle:

nightpool:
roughentumble:
my friend just told me that there’s a secret second dashboard that solely contains posts from people you’ve turned on post notifications for, and when i click the link in the messages it opens it within the tumblr app, so the tumblr app also has a secret second dashboard for post notification blogs, and the only way to access it is to open the link for it within the app.
i literally love tumblr
i have a private pinned post that just has a link to this dashboard on it, it’s great. two dashboards for life
wow! i was really hoping someone would organically reverse-engineer this and find that dash.
here are a few other “secret” dashboards:
Posts from your “crushes”
“What you missed” (will be empty if you already visit Tumblr every day)
“Trending”
these are all just taking existing feeds of content and putting them in a dashboard-like format… the “Stuff for you” tab/feed is the same idea.

rednines:

microdosing cruising by nodding at a man

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cunt-inent:

lonestatus:
bed of rice sounds like the coziest place to be
^ wet phone mentality

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timuera:

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quendergeer:

depsidase:
reblog to kill an HOA manager

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lord-of-the-demons asked:

What’s the best thing about being Lynda Carter

reallyndacarter:

teamlynda:
reallyndacarter:
chadillacboseman:
reallyndacarter:
Probably the bees
Originally posted by transemmettforrestenthusiast
Yes.
Sabrina. The bees.

lord-of-the-demons asked:

What’s the best thing about being Lynda Carter

reallyndacarter:

teamlynda:
reallyndacarter:
chadillacboseman:
reallyndacarter:
Probably the bees
Originally posted by transemmettforrestenthusiast
Yes.
Sabrina. The bees.

fallingtowers:

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gaycatdad:

Another day not being spit roasted by mutuals 😔

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ask-eugene-h-krabs:

This here is me homunculus flesh puppet that me soul will transfer to in the event of me death. It’s got no soul insider it right now, so we keep it in a constant state a euphoria ter keep it from massacrin’ me customers.

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vanity-complex:

shetheyslay:
The fact that ‘horny jail’ started as a lil joke for when ur friends are horny posting and now there is a whole group of people on the internet that think actually there should be a real horny jail w guards that beat you and everything
Guards that beat me you say 👀👀👀

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